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Whip it. Whip it good.

SERIOUS WHIP MOISTURIZING LOTION

Whip it. Whip it good.

We get it, friends – there’s nothing to be ashamed of.  YOU, in all of your glory, are a dried-out mess.

The winter winds have been whipping, the heat in your home is cranked up like the fires of hell and you’ve been chugging wine to get through the holidays and Lord knows that robs your entire body of moisture.  As a result, your skin is as flaky as a delicious croissant and you’re wondering if anything, ANYTHING out there could bring your skin back to its baby-soft origins without busting out the Crisco and greasing yourself up like a Thanksgiving turkey.

PUT DOWN THE LARD, MY FRIENDS.  We are here to deliver you from dryness.

The Serious Lip Balm gnomes have been busy for OVER A YEAR making (let’s admit it, super crappy, then only kind of crappy, then better, and now…) a down-right LUXURIOUS whipped body lotion that is light to the touch but packs a mean-ass punch to your dry skin.  It’s packed with an incredible array of hyper-moisturizing natural butters and oils that are perfectlybalanced to hydrate your skin and replenish its natural smoothness all while soaking in and NOT leaving you feel as greasy as a fried chicken leg.  As a matter of fact, the amazing ingredients we use – mango butter, kokum butter, coconut oil, etc – melt on contact with your skin and you hardly feel as if you have applied anything at all!  If it weren’t for the instant improvement of your skin and the lingering delicious scent, you wouldn’t even know that you used a thing.

A year in the making, a second to soak in and instant improvement… we’d call that a winner.

WHIP your skin into shape.  You’ll never look back.

 

 

Serious Whip Lotion is an all-natural lotion that will help combat even the driest and most chapped skin without leaving a greasy residue behind.  Serious Whip has been whipped into a fluffy consistency and it has been piped into a wide-mouth metal tin that makes application easy and smooth.   Whip is lightly scented… not too sweet and not too strong. SIDE NOTE: also works amazingly as a makeup remover!

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