06 Dec Take That, Zuckerberg… OUR BIG SALE GOT BETTER!
Look, we like to have a good time, but ended up in jail isn’t the normal for us. We got slapped into Facebook jail like the badasses we are right before Black Friday, so a ton of you didn’t know about our sale. GUESS WHAT, ZUCKERBERG? YOU CAN’T HOLD US DOWN.
To celebrate being busted out of jail AND surviving this holiday season, WE ARE GIVING A SHIT TON OF STUFF AWAY. Any order over $30 gets FREE SHIPPING, a FREE LIP BALM, a FREE LOTION BAR SMIDGE and a FREE AMAZING KEYCHAIN FROM THE HOMEBODY SOCIETY. So there you go… shop small, support the little guys, use awesome products, be free of gnarly chemicals and STICK IT TO THE MAN.
You wanna dance, Facebook? Let’s dance. WE LOVE YOU, FRIENDS!!!!
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