10 Feb Our Recent Shenannigans
Yo yo yo, what’s up?
We have been all sorts of hectic around here. To break it down for you we have a BRAND SPANKIN’ NEW PRODUCT, an exciting giveaway, a giant vendor show that we are pumped about, AND a new bundle.
As to not overwhelm you, we will take it step by step.
So since the beginning of time, Serious Lip Balm has only ever had two products. Lip balm (duh) and Serious Fix. We just got wild and decided to make some lip scrub. After a few attempts we feel like we absolutely made the bestest lip scrub this side of everything.
It is cool and refreshing, and perfect for scrubbing away all those dead skin cells that winter has left on your lips. It comes in a cute silver tin and you can take it with you anywhere, or keep it right at your sink.
What’s that? You have heard about our awesome giveaway because you watched a silly video that we posted on Facebook? Well too bad, Im gonna explain it again anyway.
Khara and Luckey went all kinds of Willy Wonka on the world and put FIVE golden tickets into FIVE different bundles. They switched around the bundles, put them in a pile and forget which were which. Then they set them off into the world.
- Is there one in a Winey Bitch Bundle chilling on a shelf at the Blue Door in Springfield? Could be.
- Is there one in a Teacher Bundle waiting to be on sale at our next show? Perhaps.
- Is there one in a Basic Bro being shipped to your brother-in-law in Denver? We may never know!
What we DO know is that the tickets are out there, and it is up to YOU to find them. What happens when you find them?? There’s a cool set of directions in the bundle to explain it all to you, but basically you just let us know. That’s it…and we will send you 12 lip balms of your choosing. Holy crap, that’s exciting.
GIANT VENDOR SHOW
We are slaving away trying to get ourselves ready for the 2017 Illinois Product Expo that is March 4th & 5th….damnit, that’s right around the corner. Does anyone wanna help us make some bundles??
WHERE- The Orr Building at the Illinois State Fair Grounds
WHEN Saturday 10-5 & Sunday 10-3
WHAT THE HECK IS IT? It’s an awesome vendor fair with LOADS of different products that are all made right here in our incredibly wonderful state. What we lack in budget passing skills we make up for in BBQ sauce, lip balm, & pizza….among other things. Also our great friends the Sausage Bros from the Illinois Meat Co. will be there. Almost everyone is passing out samples and an entire section of the building is reserved just for sipping on wine. It is a great time and we hope like hell we see you there.
And last but not least….A NEW BUNDLE
A few weeks ago we debuted two new bundles for Valentines. These, like all of our seasonal bundles, are only available for a short time. Once they are gone, they are gone. So hurry up and get some while you can.
MY SWEET VALENTINE- has two brand new flavors Frosted Cupcake and Milk Chocolate along with merlot
MY SALTY VALENTINE- has rum & coke, pizza, and burnt sugar.
They are perfect for anyone you may think to give a little sumin-sumin to for Vday this year.